Watch Jennifer Lopez Sex Tape Streaming Online Free
Sizzling? Hardly. You see more than that each time Britney Spears walks to the deli to pick up her smokes and Slim Jims. Besides, doesnt this basically sum up the entirety of Lopezs career anyway? This woman has been metaphorically staring at her ginormous ass in the mirror for years while weve watched on like a bunch of lobotomized muldoons. Talk about the emperors new clothes, this insufferable twit has been a huge star for a decade based solely on the impressive heft of her buttocks. As far as Im concerned, shes made enough money from it, at least now well be able to see it up close and personal in all its wobbling glory. The funniest (and most fun) aspect about this whole deal is how absolutely ballistic Marc Anthony must be over all of this. Weve all heard reports of his extreme jealousy, so the idea of a tape being released of Jenny f alternate picking rolicking about with her ex must be pretty unbearable for the skull-faced entertainer. Thats every guys deepest fear, isnt it? To watch your girl getting it on with another guy is positively taboo! Oh well, his misery is my entertainment. To me theres nothing more delectable than a bit sweet schadenfreude at the expense of a couple of talentless nimrods. Overall, celebrity sex tapes are a disappointing affair. Its always a let-down to discover how lamely celebrities have sex. Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Tonya Harding, Fred Durst, Chyna, Screech, all their action was about as stimulating as reading the phone book. I have a friend that always used to say, Theres no such thing as good porn, his meaning being, that no matter how exciting it might be, it will always be ultimately unfulfilling. Well, I think that goes triple for celebrity porn.
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